Stimulating Government

As the Obama unemployment rate quickly approaches double digits, the government is being stimulated by the stimulus. “Big Brother’s” ranks have swelled by over 25,000 with “Big Brother’s” help, to nearly two million strong..

These “new workers”, according to “Stimulus funds boost number of federal jobs” (USA Today) have a number of tasks including “investigating cases of fraud and waste”.. I would suggest starting at the Oval Office where the “fraud” sits and then finding his “better half” and her hyper-inflated and unnecessary “staff” when looking for “waste”..

John Berry, the head of the Office of Personnel Management said, “the stimulus money, its gone out into the economy..”

Sorry to correct you John, but its just “gone”..

Who Is Moving Faster?

You have to ask yourself, with all of this “change” in the air, who is moving faster to implement their anti-American agenda, Chavez, Putin’s puppet Medvedev, Ahmadinejad or Obama?

　Obama is certainly running sufficient distractions for his compatriots, allowing Iran to “nuke up”, Chavez and Medvedev are planning for the next North American “missile crisis” (Lloyd Bentsen flashback moment: “you are no Jack Kennedy”..) while Obama continues his socialist assault upon the citizens of the United States from within our borders.

　It may be hard to figure out who is moving faster but I would say that by now we all know who is causing more damage..

Déjà vu All Over Again

It seems that the U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan has become the equivalent of the typical American college campus.. Secretary of State Rodham will be investigating this malfeasance as she has a “zero tolerance” for this type of mischief.. Or should I say that she “allegedly” does..

The scene has been described as a “Lord of the Flies” environment featuring “Animal House revels including, booze, hookers and other ‘deviant behavior’ with a ‘climate of fear and coercion’”..

Rodham is the woman for the job on this one as she has first hand (or should that be “First Lady”..) experience in these types of shenanigans as this was the same type of “environment” in the White House during the “Kommunist Keggers” days of Billy Bob and company. What are called “hookers” in Afghanistan were called “interns” during the Clinton embarrassments..

The first thing that should be crossing her mind is: “So THAT was what Bill was doing in Afghanistan..”

A Fitting Tribute

Ted Kennedy: The Liberal Lion.. This liberal ain’t lyin’ any more..

Unintended Consequences

Another in the ever lengthening list of abysmal Obama failures has to be the “Cash For Clunkers” program. Their imbecilic stumbles are building to a crescendo and there are times that it is impossible to keep up with their mounting mistakes.

Having no experience with capitalism, they initially underestimated the number of people who would take advantage of the program. A “rebate” operates in the same manner as a “tax cut”. Americans given a “break” will consume. Since the left lives by strangling the economy with exorbitant taxes, this is another reason for their socialist shortsightedness when it came to the results of the rebate.

Here we find that after the Demokratic dust has settled, American cars completely dominated the top ten list of the “clunkered” cars and Japanese vehicles dominated the top ten of the purchased vehicles, the Ford Escape being the only American car on the list.. With the American unions mindlessly following the Demokrats from election to election, didn’t this loophole hurt the rank and file union members who are employed by the UAW? Shouldn’t a program designed (allegedly) to HELP the ailing American auto industry as well as the ailing American economy actually do what it was allegedly intended to do?

If it had been initiated, this mildly “protectionist” loophole (buy American) would have been a “win-win” for the nation. .. After all, “WE” (American tax dollars confiscated by communists) “bailed out” both GM and Chrysler, shouldn’t this program have been written to benefit these new government owned entities? Who cares what the “world” thinks, the bottom line is that the world economy reacts on how well the American economy operates. This makes you then wonder what the true ulterior motives were for the “C4C” program..

America, its workers and its economy did not matter with “C4C”. It was all about “the environment”. I can’t stress this enough, the “workers” who were the most penalized by the Marxist/populist tinkering of the Obama ghouls are the most slavishly devoted group of Demokratic/Obama voters.. You can’t fix stupid it appears.

This was all about “gas mileage” (based upon sterile tests and the statistically flexible “facts” so derived..) not what would have benefited an America struggling to survive the Bolshevik body blows of a Demokratic Congress targeting America for years and their new tag team partner of Barack Hussein Obama..

 

What should have turned into a positive for this fledgling administration again illustrates their overwhelming inability to properly govern.

In the end, these were the unintended consequences of a “green” president trying to be “green”, not someone trying to save the American economy or its workers..

Bug-A-Boo-Hoo

The acrid tears of “racism” are again hilariously being squeezed by a political poltroon who is straining to see the white at the end of the tunnel..

Dopey David Paterson (L-NY) blamed “a racist media” for all of his problems. “The whole idea is to get me not to run in the primary..” Judging by his impressive record, I would be willing to wager that New York liberals are working harder than the allegedly “racist” media on this “whole idea”..

Paterson gravely warned other blacks on Friday’s episode of the Errol Lewis radio show that impending doom was on their political horizons as well. Paterson was giving the “heads up” to Deval Patrick (L-Mass., Governor) and to “Dr. Kildare” Obama.. “The reality is the next victim on the list-and you can see it coming-is Obama who did nothing more than trying to reform health care..”

“Nothing more”? If his political insight and expertise in the world of New York politics is as sharp as his take on the “works” of Obama, it is no wonder that his approval ratings are quickly approaching the single digits, not unlike Mr. “Nothing more” Obama.. Paterson’s efforts to drive New York into the ground appear to be as successful as Obama’s similar efforts have been relative to the driving the entire nation into the ground.

This whole devious plot against him is being “orchestrated” by “reporters who would rather make the news than report it..” Paterson’s grasp of the “impartial” world of the media must have changed since the heady halcyon days of the Obama beatification..

After realizing that the race card has taken the place of the joker in the Democratic deck, Paterson tried to deny that he had chopped down the cherry tree.. “At no point did I claim that this media piling on effect was due to race.. What I did do was point out that certain media outlets have engaged in coverage that exploits racial stereotypes..” That makes things much clearer, doesn’t it?

The only point that Paterson made is the one atop his head.. Please keep the state of New York in your prayers..

Us Or Them

There is an unanticipated beauty to the Obama health scare implosion. It involves the alleged “Blue Dog” Democrats. Lets take Representative Allen Boyd Of Florida as an example..

Boyd just held three “events” where the “disrupters”, (Pelosi, circa 2003: “I’m a fan of disrupters”..) otherwise known as “concerned Americans” kept showing up. It appears that the Democrats feel that if they just give the opposition enough opportunities to “voice their opinions”, they will simply tire of doing so, they will stop showing up and the liberals can get back to deviously destroying America. However, people keep showing up in droves. That is called a “sign” to those who are observant..

These “Blue Dogs” are going to have to make a decision. Do they represent their constituents who hate this latest in the never-ending series of Obama “totalitarian takeovers” or do they represent the Demokratic Party? This wasn’t one of the “choices” that and his wrecking crew had hoped for but there is an option available to the “Blue Dogs”.

My advice to them would be for them to go “Specter” on the liberals. By now it would have to be apparent to each and every “Blue Dog” that there is NOTHING about TODAY’S Demokratic Party that is in any way reflective of YESTERDAY’S Democratic Party. You are holding onto a consonant and nothing more.. This is but a simple offer for you to refund your tickets to the “Totalitarian Titanic”, the “unsinkable” Obama express, before it hits the Grand Banks of Newfoundland..

“Do the right thing”, “Just say no” and break free of the Dark Side..

Bring It On

North Korea’s Elvis Presley “Lil Kim” Jong, has warned of “merciless retaliation” against the United States relative to sanctions or any actions against their nuclear ambitions..

Doesn’t the despotic dwarf get the news over there? Hasn’t he seen the “merciless retaliation” of the liberals since January of this year upon the United States and its citizens? What does he have in his pathetic arsenal that could possibly be worse or more damaging than what Obama has unleashed upon America?

North Korea’s attacks would be miniscule compared to the attacks launched by Obama and his mercenaries..

Bring it on, tiny..

Only Slightly Ironic..

Betsey Wright, former chief of staff for Bill Clinton is facing fifty-one charges stemming from her smuggling contraband into a prison for an inmate. (I know, isn’t it hard to fathom yet another Democrat from the Clinton stable being up on numerous charges?)

Wright brought knives, box cutters, needles, tweezers and other assorted “items” into a state prison. Showing that she knows what the definition of the word “is” is, when asked about this malfeasance, she responded with, “They think it’s me, but it’s not..” Wright never got around to explaining how her holographic image managed to sneak such items into a state prison..

Wright claimed that all of these items came from a bag that she happened to “find” in the bottom of a vending machine.. When asked about this Wright, who must not understand the current disaster of Obamanomics said, “I guess you don’t get nothing free..”

Here is someone who used to busy herself buying gift certificates to “The Gap” for Billy Bob to hand out to his cherubic concubines while performing “damage control” for him as well. Shouldn’t she have actually been smuggling these items in to Bill Clinton who should have been incarcerated for his federal crimes, instead of some other nondescript felon?

I find that only slightly ironic..

Bill You Later

Lets put this into perspective.. Two journalists were “captured” on March 17^th in North Korea, which is definitely one of the world’s “go to” places.. They were “sentenced” in the “North Korean Kangaroo Kourt” to twelve years hard labor..

The two were working for “Current TV” which is an Al Gore “project” meant to provide “cutting edge news”..

Not a lot of gabbing from the Obama administration on this one.. They were too busy reforming capitalism into the moldy mold of socialism. The Secretary of State was probably still having therapy on her “broken elbow”. So out of nowhere, enter stage leftist, appears Billy Bob Clinton.

Ol’ Whitey flies on over and has a bit of a chinwag with the doddering old fool Kim Jong II. Next thing that you know, the two gals are on the plane getting the “wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean” from Clinton.. At least if Carter had performed this “miracle”, the gals wouldn’t have had to lock themselves in the lavatory for the entire trip back home.. It’s also a good thing that Nina Burleigh wasn’t one of those two “journalists” or she would have been “thanking” Bill for more than just freeing her.. (“I’d be happy to give him a blowjob just to thank him for keeping abortion legal..” Mirabella Magazine 07/10/98.) Bill has a long memory when it comes to promises like that.

So, Al Gore sends two women out to get “news” and they get “captured” by the North Koreans and Bill Clinton dons his cape and tights as he flies off to save the day..

Obama and Rodham, who are both actually on the governmental payroll, are nowhere to be seen when it comes to the “capture” of American citizens by the diminutive despot..

THIS sounds like something that we should report to the “fishy” web site sponsored by the Off White House..