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Totally Nuts

November 20, 2009 · 5 Comments

Now I’ve heard it all.. “ACORN Sues Over ‘Unconstitutional’ Funding Cuts by Congress” (foxnews).

Mind you, ACORN was cool when they were passing off Mickey Mouse as a legitimate voter during the Obama shampaign.. After the “pimp and prostitute” videos showed the ACORN people for what they really were Congress literally had no choice but to cut funding to this useless race based “organization.”

Here is all of the proof that anyone needs. ACORN can’t function without stolen middle class tax dollars. The liberals have over the decades made their constituents “addicted” to the handout mentality. They have transformed their idea of indentured servitude from the shackles and chains of iron from yesterday and transformed them into the shackles and chains of greenbacks today..

ACORN sues Congress? These people are totally nuts..

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Pretty Damn Bad

October 27, 2009 · 38 Comments

When things in America become more apparent to the Russian media as opposed to our own “impartial” media.. Well..

In “America Moving from Kingdom of Cash to Socialism”, Pravda went to work on the America of Obama. “A new hierarchy of values” (Pravda doesn’t know liberals all that well.. Liberals have no values..) “Why should we adopt the system if the system is in crisis?” (The “crisis” came from the liberals and their anointed leader. Put the “right” conservative in there and the “system” will be “righted”..)

“Now the USA is talking about introducing elements of socialism..” (“Talking”? They’ve been “doing” since January 20th..) “..no longer boss of the world.” Pravda even felt compelled to ridicule Rodham and her idiotic “prop” from early March by saying “And now it’s America’s turn to offer Russia to push the reset button..” Carterism redux..

When Pravda is heating you up like a three day old sandwich, that’s pretty damn bad..

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Accomplishing Goals

October 26, 2009 · 4 Comments

It seems that Obama has accomplished yet another goal when it comes to besting Bush. In just over nine months time, Obama has “played” the same number of rounds of golf that Bush did in over 34 months.

This will go well with his accomplishment of destroying the nation’s economy that took generations of great Americans decades to build..

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A Fitting Tribute

September 2, 2009 · 11 Comments

Ted Kennedy: The Liberal Lion.. This liberal ain’t lyin’ any more..

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Apa..thee

July 2, 2009 · 11 Comments

Even with all of the larceny and lying coming from the left, apathy still appears to be the prevailing political emotion from the loyal opposition. Apathy must be some kind of naturally occurring phenomenon, something that is seemingly a product of impersonal causation.. Apathy or an acceptance of the “status quo” can also be manufactured when necessary.

The vast majority of Americans are “naturally apathetic”. It’s “someone else’s problem”, “someone else will fix it”, “there is nothing that I can do about it”, “so what..” To those with an agenda (for example, someone with an agenda to supplant and subvert capitalism with socialism) these people are called the “conveniently cooperative” and their lack of effort and interest is greatly appreciated.. I’ll give the liberals this, when the left gets mad, they get moving. When the right gets mad, they sit down..

Apathy can be “created” which is then used to dissuade the justifiably outraged. (That would be you..) Their outrage initially sparks an urge and impulse for “action”, an action directed at bringing about a “change”. The intricacies that are intentionally interwoven into the faulty fabric of government (or within the fabric of ANY inordinately large organization..) serves as a series of sufficient detours and divergences. There is an endless myriad of greeters, secretaries and assistants within the limitless gamut of governmental bureaus, bureaucracies, agencies and offices, all with the daily task of shredding your letters and deleting your electronic mailings.. They seemingly exist to foment your feeling of futility..

It is a labyrinth created to spin you around and deposit you right where you were when you began your “David versus Goliath” endeavor.. (P.S. This is how the conservative pundit/publishing/syndication world works as well..)

Thus when one wants to assemble a group or organize a “tea party”, regardless of the need or the importance of the cause that is worth fighting for or against, the overwhelming undertow of apathy becomes an almost insurmountable obstacle..

Sisyphus had it easy..

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Terrible Precedent

June 30, 2009 · 7 Comments

What a shock it was to learn that Obama thinks that Chavez and Castro are right. Obama said that the ousting of Manuel Zelaya, a “populist” (socialist) from Honduras was “illegal and would set a terrible precedence of transition by military force..”

The King of the Universe said, “We (who is this “we”?) believe that Zelaya remains the president of Honduras..” Is this more of the “meddling” that he didn’t want to get involved with last week with Iran? Obama’s opinions in matters pertaining to Honduras are irrelevant.

Zelaya was overthrown in a dawn coup on Sunday after he “angered the judiciary”. Obama has no worries on that front, our thoroughly domesticated liberal “judiciary” would never think to disagree with the “Destroy America First” communist crowd in Washington..

Our Secretary of State would not formally call it a “coup” because by doing so, all of the money being sent to Honduras will have to be stopped by law. The State Department has requested $68.2 million dollars for this country for fiscal 2010.. It would be nice to know what this 68 million will be getting us.. Lets call it a “coup” that way Obama can say that he has “saved” 68.2 million dollars”, not unlike his “save a million jobs” malarkey.. (Sidebar: he has lost one and a half million jobs since he decide to “save the economy”..)

Dopey Robert Gibbs, media marionette for Obama said, “Our goal is on restoring democratic order in Honduras..” While you are at it Booby, could you see about “restoring democratic order” here in the Socialist States of Amerika?

Rodham said, “If we were able to get to a status quo that returned to the rule of law..” Just the other day, Pelosi decried “the entrenched agents of the status quo” relative to those with the common sense to oppose the Obama Socialist regime and its idiotic global warming bankrupting blitzkrieg.. Here the “status quo” is fine because it would restore “order” to the country of Honduras as demanded by the hegemony in Amerika and his two fascist familiars in Central America.

We are now “meddling” in the affairs of Honduras since the fellow fascists Obama, Chavez and Castro (Obama is just hedging his bets in order to receive another wonderful present from Chavez the next time that they get to mug and make out for the cameras..) believe that we should, yet Obama didn’t want to seem to be “meddling” in the affairs of Iran, a country that BEGS for some “meddling” a week ago.. Sidebar for extra credit: Do you think that there is there any chance that the Iranian cries for freedom had anything to do with the freedom of Iraq? (YES!!) I just think of it as the “Osmotic Effects of Democracy”..

A country wants to be rid of a leftist “populist” (Zelaya doesn’t look that popular to me based on current events..) dictator and Obama says, “Foul!!”. Would this have been his response if the Iranian uprising had toppled Leisure Suit Larry? Think back to what another President did in a similar situation and what Obama would have done in that same situation..

June 12, 1987. President Reagan, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”.. Obama at the Brandenburg Gate, November 9, 1989 as the Berlin Wall fell: “Mr. Gorbechev, put this wall back up!”

“It would be a terrible precedent if we start moving backwards..” Here Obama is referring to the Honduran situation. Keep in mind that the “terrible precedence” of “moving backwards” here in America has been his “top priority” since January 20th.. It is just another “terrible precedent” by a “terrible president”..

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Just Asking..

June 29, 2009 · 18 Comments

Bernie Madoff was sentenced today to 150 years in prison for an elaborate swindle involving billions of investor’s dollars..

How much time will Obama get for an elaborate swindle involving trillions of taxpayer dollars?

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Joe’s Numbers

May 8, 2009 · 13 Comments

My friend Joe said, “there is something wrong with the math, or my math, or my thinking, you be the judge..” There is absolutely nothing wrong with either your math or your thinking. We just need to consider the “source” and their motives.

There WAS a “problem”. (Fact check: said “problem” was brought about by the left’s insistence upon making horrible loans to the “discriminated”, etc..) This “problem” became an unprecedented “opportunity” for the left to create a “pandemic”.

The actual definition of “pandemic” is: “prevalent throughout an entire country, continent or the world. General, universal..” From my way of thinking, with the left the word becomes a “socialist symbiosis”.. The dangerous combination of “epidemic” and “panic”..

Once the left CREATES enough alarm, disarray and confusion, those who are sufficiently weak of both will and intellect voluntarily and almost enthusiastically surrender any number of “rights” to the left in order for the liberal “government” to “solve” the “pandemic”..

The biggest problem is that once your rights have been relinquished to the left, they never feel compelled to give them back to you and those who are so weak as to believe in liberalism are never energetic enough nor sufficiently inspired to demand that they be returned.. Freedom is but an abstract to them. (In their convoluted minds, freedom was also something that needed to be FOUGHT for only in the late 1700’s..)

The problem with that scenario is, the weaklings right of free speech is also OUR right of free speech for example.. The liberals “in power” believe that the passivity of the liberal base “green lights” them to “expand the scope” of their totalitarianism to include everyone. The liberal “pandemic” combined with the invertebrates “need to be led” and their “trust” in a LIBERAL government (whatever happened to “Question Authority”?) becomes the precursor to a progressive “perfect storm”..

The “pandemic” of the financial “crisis” necessitated liberal “action” (takeover, Socialism, governmental intrusion..) of a “mammoth scale”. (THEIR interpretation..) Their diversion for the properly skeptical was the deluge of ridiculously large figures and numbers, fused with the appropriate liberal evasiveness and factual scarcity which was spasmodically released to the duplicitous media for immediate dissemination.

Those who are weak “heard” (but didn’t LISTEN to..) all of this, and combined with the Obama “need to move quickly and decisively” (Don’t you DARE look at the numbers..) which was directed at those of us who are reflexively unwilling to take a liberal “at their word”, (See: acrimonious..) created the “opportunity” for the left to “make all of their dreams come true..”

The “opportunity” (every pandemic is an “opportunity” to the left, just listen to them..) allowed Obama to make moves that would have make FDR jealous. The “numbers” will take YEARS to decipher, in order to remove or at least stifle the damning effects of the carcinogenic communism of Obama and Company. I suggest that BEFORE 2010, those of us who value our rights and our life savings begin this arduous process..

The deficit, (the former liberal bugaboo when a Republican was the President) the devalued dollar, the unheard-of governmental intrusion and criminality and the involuntary and unprecedented money grab are all the results of the liberal policies of the Clinton phony economy, the deceived and the duplicitous on November 4th, 2008 which precipitated the magnification of the Roosevelt socialism that generations to come will be penalized for..

“Maybe I’m all wet”.. If you are, you are “right as rain”..

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Another Obamaramadrama

April 28, 2009 · 12 Comments

What better way to top off the 9,000 gallons of jet fuel that you wasted on Earth Day than to do a “drive by shooting” in lower Manhattan?

The dopey Democrat and his merry men must have “forgotten” (for all of their alleged genius, the liberals sure seem absentminded about taxes, theirs mind you, and other significant things.. For example, Rodham had “no idea” that Bill was shilling for Dubai or that he was diddling a dumpy dumpling in the Oval Office..) that an event of great importance to genuine Americans took place in that area of New York involving a few low flying airplanes and Muslims. The sight of such a spectacle was as frightening to New Yorkers as the headlines from November 5th of 2008 were to non-Socialists.

The Slight House said that this was a “photo op” in order to get a shot of Air Farce One near the Statue of Liberty. I think that there were other more sinister reasons..

The real reason could be any of the following: The “symbolism” of the Statute of Liberty in the background of a picture of Air Force One which contains the crew that seeks to replace “liberty” with bondage.. The last chance for a “photo op” with the Statute of Liberty before it is replaced with the “Statute of Liberal”, the granite monument to himself that Obama has already had commissioned. Or better yet, the replacement of the Statute with stone replicas of Obama-Biden, to mimic the Minin-Pozharsky monument in the Democrats beloved Red Square..

Earth Day? With this group of liberal comedians, every day is “Mirth Day”..

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Tea Party Banners

April 13, 2009 · 25 Comments

Allright, Family. 

At Stitch’s suggestion for the next two days, have at with your Tea Party Banner suggestions..

Go to and have fun.

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