Read Carefully..

Sometimes in my excitement, I have to reread the stories or the headlines that appear in the news. Here are two examples..

“White House Social Secretary Rogers Resigning”.. I swear that it said, “White House Socialist Secretary Rogers Resigning”..

“Miami Considers Ban on Feeding the Homeless Without Training”.. I swear that I didn’t see the last two words and I was hopeful that America had turned a corner..

I just have to read carefully..

Go No

Virtually the entire nation has said “no” to the Obama health scare scam yet the Republicans are afraid to be deemed the “Party of No”..

The best exercise of the “public option” is the Tea Party Movement yet the Republicans want to keep them at arms length..

The Repubs have allowed the liberal media to marginalize the Tea Party as “extremists” and the Repubs seem to have bought in on the concept..

Millions upon millions of voters, Repubs, Demos and independents make up the Tea Party and the Republicans are shying away..

Is the line in the sand that used to mark the differences between the Democrats and the Republicans slowly fading away?

Why not “Reagan at Reykjavik reux”? “Go No” makes a nice campaign button doesn’t it?

Agreed?

Since Obama wants everyone to suddenly “agree” and to be all “nonpartisan”, I would ask that the liberals “agree” with this statement.

The federal government’s power ENDS with the last word of the Constitution and the Amendments. It’s power doesn’t BEGIN there as the liberals have always thought, it ENDS there..

After that, the states and their governments take over..

Agreed?

Time Delay

On May 9, 2008, Barack Obama said that he was going to visit all “57 states”. A gaffe that was humorous, a gaffe that had it been committed by John McCain would have been relentlessly hammered into the nation’s living rooms by the progressive propagandists. What could have been the unconscious motivation for such a stumble by such an intellectual wizard?

Allow me to take a guess. There are “57″ member “states” in the OIC. What is the OIC? It is the organization that literally every Islamic propaganda group gets its marching orders from.. It is the “Organization of Islamic Countries” and there are 57 member states.. In keeping this moving, was Obama’s VERY FIRST televised interview given to Al-Arabia by mere coincidence? Coincidence or otherwise, you decide..

With someone as complex as Obama, someone with multiple gossamer layers of obfuscation, fabrication and misrepresentations, sometimes there is a time delay in putting the progressive pieces together..

Scary..

The “evidence is accumulating”.. “It’s time for Iran to be held accountable for its activities”.. The U.S. and others are working on “new measures”.. “I certainly welcome any meaningful engagement, but we don’t want to be engaging while they are building their bomb”.. Thus the words of the stern Secretary of Statists directed at Iran.

Obama wants to “broaden economic sanctions”. Corkscrew Joe Biden wants to “continue to impose sanctions on Iran to isolate them”.. Adm. Mike Mullen says, “diplomatic patience has not reached its limit.” “Its time for Iran to be held accountable for its nuclear activities..”

Back to Rodham, “Iran is moving toward a military dictatorship..” The Revolutionary Guard could be “producing and spreading weapons of mass destruction”.. “The U.S. is focused on gaining international support for sanctions..” “We will not stand idly by while you pursue a nuclear program..” “I’m hopeful that this year will see the commencement of serious negotiations..”

Talk, talk, talk.. Rodham speaking is the true definition of “white noise”..

Sounds exactly like the precursors to the Iraqi invasion. Rodham used virtually these same words while beating the drum for Iraqi invasion. The table is set. Its time for the liberals to shake off the cloak of capitulation and the crown of appeasement..

The response from the Obamazombies? Talk, talk, talk, talk..

“I’m warning you.. I mean it.. This is the last time.. You better quit it..” The liberals have purposefully removed the “or else” from the equation so no one takes them or their mere words seriously.. (Ahmadinejad, “We don’t take her comments seriously..”)

“Asked if the U.S. is planning a military attack on Iran, Clinton said.. “No.” All the usually chatty liberal could muster is “no”.. That’s it..

The laughable liberals are “planning” for more talk, talk, talk and more “sanctions”.. They want to further “isolate” those who actively seek to isolate themselves.. According to Rodham, Iran is JUST NOW “moving toward a military dictatorship”, echoing the Obama “political dictatorship” in America.. These are the “leaders” of the United States and these are their “plans”.. Talk, talk, talk.. Blah, blah, blah.. Scary..

Yea Right..

Evan Bayh (L-IN.) is another on the lengthening list of liberals who have “decided not to run” again.. He says that he won’t run again because of “bitter politicking that has put Obama’s whole agenda in jeopardy.”

Good, it’s about time that it was put in “jeopardy”.. Next stop: life support.. He didn’t want to have to vote on the record FOR the Obama agenda.

Maybe Obama’s “agenda” is what is causing the liberals to run for the hills.. Actually, the weasels will remain in Washington in order to segue into the comfortable position of “lobbyist”..

If he were a man, here is what Bayh should have said, “the Obama agenda will be the end for the liberal majority in both Houses and in order to beat the November rush, I’m blowing this pop stand now. Thanks, Barack”

“Bitter politicking”.. Yea right. He knew that he would lose and he is not alone..

The Delaware Dimwit

The resemblance of Joe Biden to Punxsatawney Phil goes well beyond their amazing physical similarities.. In saying that about once a year, Biden comes out of the ground, sees his shadow and we have another six months of oppressive liberal socialism.. If the liberals had better shackles and restraints available to them, guys like Biden and Howard Dean would never be able to embarrass the hammer and sickle crowd in public with their ridiculous ruminations.. With Biden, you have to wonder if the amount of “rum” in ruminations might be the root cause of the problem..

It’s hard to expect a lot from a vice president who, when he first stands up, reflexively starts each speech with, “Hi my name is Joe and I’m an alcoholic..” When the Rodham candidacy collapsed like a house of collectivist cards, the liberals were left with the frightening concept that the their last presidential candidate standing was the only liberal ALIVE with less actual political experience than the ridiculous Rodham.. Thus the search for someone with “experience” began in order to find an appropriate baby sitter for the Illinois infant and no one had more “experience” from the fetid swamp of liberalism than Joseph Robinette Biden Jr..

In the end, the liberals had to believe that NO ONE else save Dennis Kucinich, could make a socialist straw man like Obama look suave, debonair and presidential. Keep in mind that the Republicans aided in the liberals quest by selecting John McCain.. Biden’s ACTUAL “35 years of political experience” as opposed to Rodham’s imaginary “35 years of political experience” seemed the logical choice for a political party as unfamiliar with “logical” as it is with “patriotism”.. In picking Biden, he chose a man firmly ensconced in the “status quo” that Obama NOW finds so detestable.. A quick look back at the preposterous provenance of this politician should have caused the leftists to balk at the Hair Club for Men dropout..

Biden first tried to upgrade his seat at the trough when he sought to run for the presidency in 1988. Biden was the head of the Senate Judiciary Committee and the nomination of Robert Bork for the Supreme Court gave Biden the chance to sharpen his leftist credentials. He had to move fast because 45 minutes after Bork was nominated by President Reagan, Massachusetts’ first gold medallist in the “swimming, lying and covering up” medley took to the Senate floor with a silly sermon about “back alley abortions and segregated lunch counters..” Move fast he did as he released the “Biden Report” which Bork himself said, “easily qualified as world class in the category of scurrility..”

At the Iowa State Fair, Biden decided to regale the crowd with a heart warming speech about being the first from his family to attend a university, therefore providing the definitive proof that education is by no means synonymous with intelligence.. The only problem was that this moving chat was pretty much lifted word for word from a speech by Neil Kinnock of Britain’s Labor Party.. It seems that “Biden the Borrower” did just a little of the same in of all places, law school. As well, after bragging about his amazing accomplishment of graduating in the “top half” of his class, the truth revealed that Biden managed to score 76^th place out of 85..

In 2006, Biden shed light onto the reason for his popularity with the Indian community in Delaware.. “I’ve had a great relationship. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking..” This proved to be the warm up for his compliment to his eventual boss. “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and I nice looking guy.. I mean, that’s a storybook, man..”

However, you can place one “Biden-ism” into the “blind squirrel occasionally finds nuts” category.. Speaking of Obama in mid 2007 Biden said, “the presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training..”

The totalitarian Tourettes sufferer stumbled on and landed the usually narcoleptic position of vice president which is the liberal political equivalent of being the jackass pulling the Obama Bolshevik baloney cart.. After a short hiatus from hilarity, Biden was tasked with being in charge of overseeing the “stimulus” which is the same as being a tour guide on the Titanic..

As we continue moving ahead, Biden sat for an interview with Larry King on February 10^th where he said, “about Iraq, I mean this could be one of the great achievements of this administration..” A mere four days later Biden said, “the Iraq War hasn’t been worth its horrible price..” Say it ain’t so, Joe..

Stupidity is not limited to the liberal second in command. Relative to what he sees as a “great achievement” of his administration, then Senator Obama said the following when President Bush announced the “surge.” “I am not persuaded that 20,000 additional troops in Iraq is going to solve the sectarian violence there. In fact, I think it will do the reverse..”

Today, Biden said that Dick Cheney “either is misinformed or he is misinforming” when it comes to the “successes” in Iraq and who is actually responsible for them. Based upon the career of the “Delaware Dimwit” and his proclivity for verbal diarrhea, it would appear that Biden is the one who is at least “misinformed”..

To quote Joe himself, “I’ll drink to that..”

Extreme Necessity

You may find this had to believe. “A group of Mooslim scholars says it supports airline safety..” And Barack Obama “supports” capitalism and the free market.. “It is deeply concerned about the use of airport scanners..” Wouldn’t want all of that hard work and preparation by the students of Mooslim “scholars” to go to waste.. They are “deeply concerned” because this will become a “violation” of the Mooslim terrorist’s “right” to their seventy-two virgins..

“The use of body scanners is against the teachings of Islam..” Anything that inhibits the war against the infidel is “against the teachings of Islam..” “Islam emphasizes modesty..” Too often lately and with too little protest from the alleged “moderate Mooselim” community, it seems that it “emphasizes” something else less savory and prudent..

In the article, “Airport Body Scanners Violate the Teachings of Islam” (cns news) we read that “exceptions can be made in cases of “extreme necessity”. Sorry, but what will happen is we will see cases of “extremist necessity” where these slugs will be given a pass based upon their “religion”..

The liberals, who are violently allergic to the concept of Christianity, will be in complete support of this “religious exclusion” for the ONLY PEOPLE who actually NEED to be scanned, wanded, patted down and sent on their merry way.

The Mooselims are becoming like their brothers in arms the liberals, as they have no respect for our Constitution but with the help of the dhimmis of the ACLU, they will use our document to expedite their end, and the “end” of any non-believers/infidels in the immediate vicinity.. The Mooslims only recognize Sharia law which is not unlike what comes from the Obama administration..

There is no “right” to airline travel anywhere in the Constitution. There is an implied right to safety and those tasked with that job need to focus on the usual suspects or anyone carrying the terrorist study guide. No likey the rules? Keep in mind that ANYWHERE is walking distance if you have the time..

How Ironic?

The old “Doraville” line on the Atlanta MARTA which goes straight into the Asian community has been renamed the “Yellow Line”..

The “World’s Fattest Man” Paul Mason, who tips the scales at “50 stone” (about 700 Pounds, I believe..) will be writing his autobiography which will include his “weight-loss” tips according to the UK Sun.. (Notify Oprah and Michael Moore..)

Washington digs out from under 30 inches of snow in two consecutive blizzards, Vancouver, the site of the Winter Olympics, has no snow with only a few days before the opening ceremonies.. (P.S. RFK Jr. said 15 months ago that global warming means no snow or cold in DC..)

Geithner says that America will “never” lose its AAA debt rating and that the deficit is shrinking and Obama’s new “jobs” bill doesn’t create any jobs.. (Not unlike his “stimulus” which stimulated nothing other than unemployment, a hideous deficit and oppressive governmental growth..)

Begrudge

Brace yourselves, Obama said that he doesn’t “begrudge” bonuses awarded to execs at JP Morgan and of course, the governmental conduit, Goldman Sachs. Seventeen million went to JP’s guy, nine million went to Goldman’s..

These bonuses were in stocks, not cash. The Obama policies of “Target America First” and “The Only Good Capitalist Is A Dead Capitalist” will make the stocks probably close to worthless in a few months..

If these capitalists are so horrible, why doesn’t Obama target the “Twinkie Queen” Oprah whose checkbook is as stout as she? She is “worth” (by whose standards I am not sure..) close to a billion dollars. Apples and oranges, you say? Why isn’t she being castigated by the Obama caliphate yet “some baseball players” are? (“Obama Doesn’t Begrudge Bonuses for Blankfein, Dimon” bloomberg dot com)

Maybe if the two executives started a book club and a school for kids in Africa somewhere, everything would be okie-dokey..