Professor Joe “Absolut” Biden said on October 19th, “mark my words, it will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama.. Remember I said it standing here, we’re going to have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy..” (Never mind that his next words, in-between slugs from his hip flask were, “I probably shouldn’t have said all this because it dawned on me that the press is here..” Update: this is the Vice President of the United States..) Lets see how these “tests” of Obama are going based upon the last few days and weeks alone..
Iran is moving full speed ahead on their nuclear weapons program with the destruction of Israel as their avowed goal. Obama’s “test” score: 0
North Korea is moving full speed ahead with its nuclear rocket capabilities while simultaneously vowing to strike America. Obama “test” score: 0
Honduras has undergone a takeover of their government by their military. Manuel Zalaya, BFF of Hugo “la cucaracha” Chavez, was whisked to Costa Rica while Chavez puts his “troops” on alert.. Obama’s “test” score: Yet another 0
During this time of “testing”, the professor’s understudy was busy expediting yet another foray into fascism and science fiction with his trillion-dollar waster/trillion job loser over “global warming”. (P.S. How is that whole “hole in the ozone/chloroflourocarbon” crap going? What about the impending “ice age” from the 1970’s?) This is after he has finished off the unconstitutional takeovers of Chrysler and GM with the Obama “Horst Wessel” theme song in the background..
These “tests” are irrelevant. He is next preparing for the confirmation hearings of his hand chosen successor to Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia “Shemp” Sotomayor (who always looks as though she has gone twelve rounds with Mike Tyson..)
Even though he cheats in class every single day, student Obama has failed each of these “tests”.. As his “professor” said on October 19th, “the world is looking..”
8 responses so far ↓
Eileen // June 28, 2009 at 11:58 pm
I get the feeling he spends a lot of time watching himself in the mirror. Working on his Presidential poses and trying to “look” Presidential. Once he’s chosen a pose he calls his wife in and ask… should I stand like this or this way which is better. What ties should I use the one that bright or the pastel. Joe told me that pastel ties are in right. So which one?
The rest of the world seems so happy that we’ve two liberal idiots who haven’t a clue to what they are doing. We’ve once again been turned into a weak and ineffectual letter. I think Al Franken must have sent the Stuart Smally tape. Daily Affirmation With Stuart Smalley. I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me! people LOVE me!!! I like you, I’m smart, handsome, intelligent, handsome, I’v got a great smile, I’m handsome and people love me. But at a moment of insecurity I run to the Lincoln bedroom and order a package of Fig Newton’s, chocolate mike and I weep to Old Abe. Because we are so much alike because we are both from Springfield, Illinois.
Eileen // June 28, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Should be leader.
Not_Paying // June 29, 2009 at 4:33 am
Mercy – nay, mercy TWICE – I quake when I look at the chain from the top down. Biden, then Pelosi. OMYGOSH, the world really HAS gone absolutely insane, completely round the bend …
OK, Larry, Imma go nightie before I REALLY unload – I’d druther save such ramblin’ rosie ruminations for someone OTHER than our lowly esteemed Veep … although I have no doubt things won’t look ONE bit better at dawn’s early light than they did the last time that idiot Biden opened his yap (come to think of it, WHEN does he EVER close the thing)?
I reiterate: mercy – nay, mercy TWICE!!!
Sling Blade // June 29, 2009 at 4:50 am
Larry,
Is there a word for being-how do I put this- more naive than just naive?Maybe “dangerously naive”? At a time when the threat of this country coming under nuclear attack becomes greater everyday, Tinkerbell feels compelled to deal away our missile defenses to anyone,especially our enemies. He sends “private” letters to Russia and Iran, only to have them used to publicly humiliate him.
God help us. I mean that sincerely.
Good column, as always.
Margaret in CT // June 29, 2009 at 7:33 pm
This inexperienced, dangerous Fraud in Chief is the ultimate “social pass through.” Like many of the students “graduating” from our schools in the past three decades, he has no credentials for conducting the business of the presidency. And like many of them, he has to resort to theft and lying to get by. He seems to fool no one except the American voter.
As for Biden’s boozy pronouncements: In vino veritas.
LadyWolf // June 30, 2009 at 4:16 am
Larry:
The Big Zero’s on a roll. Sure looks like his socialist schooling taught him a lot. His test scores are just like him – O.
Eileen:
I’m sure he has a special mirror in every room.
Since Abe’s bedroom is said to be haunted, I hope “President Zero” is at home when the ghosts start their weeping over the state of the country.
JJ // June 30, 2009 at 6:32 pm
I wonder how many folks from Delaware are proud to admit being from the same state as Prof. “Absolut” Biden . And, I wonder how much the distiller of Absolut kicked in to the Biden campaign! And/or does he get free cases of booze every week ?
Since the “king of the universe” took up residence of the white house, it seems we have become the ‘laughing stock’ of the universe. Actually, we ‘d be better off with a comedy team , such as Abbott and Costello, in the WH, then at least WE would have something to really laugh about.
Eileen // July 1, 2009 at 10:58 pm
I heard you shouldn’t piss off Abe, he has a bad temper.