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Terrible Precedent

June 30, 2009 · 7 Comments

What a shock it was to learn that Obama thinks that Chavez and Castro are right. Obama said that the ousting of Manuel Zelaya, a “populist” (socialist) from Honduras was “illegal and would set a terrible precedence of transition by military force..”

The King of the Universe said, “We (who is this “we”?) believe that Zelaya remains the president of Honduras..” Is this more of the “meddling” that he didn’t want to get involved with last week with Iran? Obama’s opinions in matters pertaining to Honduras are irrelevant.

Zelaya was overthrown in a dawn coup on Sunday after he “angered the judiciary”. Obama has no worries on that front, our thoroughly domesticated liberal “judiciary” would never think to disagree with the “Destroy America First” communist crowd in Washington..

Our Secretary of State would not formally call it a “coup” because by doing so, all of the money being sent to Honduras will have to be stopped by law. The State Department has requested $68.2 million dollars for this country for fiscal 2010.. It would be nice to know what this 68 million will be getting us.. Lets call it a “coup” that way Obama can say that he has “saved” 68.2 million dollars”, not unlike his “save a million jobs” malarkey.. (Sidebar: he has lost one and a half million jobs since he decide to “save the economy”..)

Dopey Robert Gibbs, media marionette for Obama said, “Our goal is on restoring democratic order in Honduras..” While you are at it Booby, could you see about “restoring democratic order” here in the Socialist States of Amerika?

Rodham said, “If we were able to get to a status quo that returned to the rule of law..” Just the other day, Pelosi decried “the entrenched agents of the status quo” relative to those with the common sense to oppose the Obama Socialist regime and its idiotic global warming bankrupting blitzkrieg.. Here the “status quo” is fine because it would restore “order” to the country of Honduras as demanded by the hegemony in Amerika and his two fascist familiars in Central America.

We are now “meddling” in the affairs of Honduras since the fellow fascists Obama, Chavez and Castro (Obama is just hedging his bets in order to receive another wonderful present from Chavez the next time that they get to mug and make out for the cameras..) believe that we should, yet Obama didn’t want to seem to be “meddling” in the affairs of Iran, a country that BEGS for some “meddling” a week ago.. Sidebar for extra credit: Do you think that there is there any chance that the Iranian cries for freedom had anything to do with the freedom of Iraq? (YES!!) I just think of it as the “Osmotic Effects of Democracy”..

A country wants to be rid of a leftist “populist” (Zelaya doesn’t look that popular to me based on current events..) dictator and Obama says, “Foul!!”. Would this have been his response if the Iranian uprising had toppled Leisure Suit Larry? Think back to what another President did in a similar situation and what Obama would have done in that same situation..

June 12, 1987. President Reagan, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”.. Obama at the Brandenburg Gate, November 9, 1989 as the Berlin Wall fell: “Mr. Gorbechev, put this wall back up!”

“It would be a terrible precedent if we start moving backwards..” Here Obama is referring to the Honduran situation. Keep in mind that the “terrible precedence” of “moving backwards” here in America has been his “top priority” since January 20th.. It is just another “terrible precedent” by a “terrible president”..

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Just Asking..

June 29, 2009 · 18 Comments

Bernie Madoff was sentenced today to 150 years in prison for an elaborate swindle involving billions of investor’s dollars..

How much time will Obama get for an elaborate swindle involving trillions of taxpayer dollars?

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Professor Biden

June 28, 2009 · 8 Comments

Professor Joe “Absolut” Biden said on October 19th, “mark my words, it will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama.. Remember I said it standing here, we’re going to have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy..” (Never mind that his next words, in-between slugs from his hip flask were, “I probably shouldn’t have said all this because it dawned on me that the press is here..” Update: this is the Vice President of the United States..) Lets see how these “tests” of Obama are going based upon the last few days and weeks alone..

Iran is moving full speed ahead on their nuclear weapons program with the destruction of Israel as their avowed goal. Obama’s “test” score: 0

North Korea is moving full speed ahead with its nuclear rocket capabilities while simultaneously vowing to strike America. Obama “test” score: 0

Honduras has undergone a takeover of their government by their military. Manuel Zalaya, BFF of Hugo “la cucaracha” Chavez, was whisked to Costa Rica while Chavez puts his “troops” on alert.. Obama’s “test” score: Yet another 0

During this time of “testing”, the professor’s understudy was busy expediting yet another foray into fascism and science fiction with his trillion-dollar waster/trillion job loser over “global warming”. (P.S. How is that whole “hole in the ozone/chloroflourocarbon” crap going? What about the impending “ice age” from the 1970’s?) This is after he has finished off the unconstitutional takeovers of Chrysler and GM with the Obama “Horst Wessel” theme song in the background..

These “tests” are irrelevant. He is next preparing for the confirmation hearings of his hand chosen successor to Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia “Shemp” Sotomayor (who always looks as though she has gone twelve rounds with Mike Tyson..)

Even though he cheats in class every single day, student Obama has failed each of these “tests”.. As his “professor” said on October 19th, “the world is looking..”

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HondurAmerica

June 26, 2009 · 8 Comments

It seems that the little country of Honduras is having a little political strife there, strife not too far removed from the kind inflicted by the fellow “populist” occupying office here in America..

In Honduras, President Manuel Zelaya has decided to rewrite the constitution. His “populist” friend up north just ignores such trivialities as a constitution..

Zelaya is also a friend of Chavez and Castro, not unlike our “populist” president. The head of the nation’s armed forces was fired for not abiding by Zelaya’s unconstitutional orders. Here the head of General Motors was fired for the exact same reason..

Michael Shifter, Latin American analyst for “International Dialogue” said that Zelaya has “a very strong appetite for power. He’s trying to be the victim, but he won’t get a lot of sympathy by defying the country’s institutions..” Here “populist” Obama has an undeniable appetite for power and pules constantly as the “victim” who has “inherited this mess”.. Sympathy is irrelevant to the “hurry up” Obama shell game..

Sounds too much like “HondurAmerica” to me..

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Release It Outside

June 19, 2009 · 19 Comments

I sometimes feel that the liberals can’t top themselves as far as being far out goes.. I was wrong.

On June 16th, Obama was being interviewed by CNBC and a pesky fly disturbed the King of the Universe. At first, he admonished the fly to “get out of here.” The fly did not comply and insisted upon landing on the back of Obama’s hand. Then with a deliberate and with aforethought and malice, he exterminated the fly.. “I got that sucker” exclaimed the triumphant executioner..

From third trimester abortions to mosquitoes, no one escapes this liberal’s will to end a life.

Enter PETA. They had hoped for a “more humane attitude” from Obama and they wished that he had used a “Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher” and released the fly outside..

“We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals..” “Swatting that fly on TV indicates he’s not perfect..”

The truth is stranger than fiction.. They never let you down..

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Cries From Afar

June 18, 2009 · 11 Comments

I have for YEARS said that the way to get to the fascists in Iran is by utilizing the same group that “energized” the 1979 Carter Revolution within that former ally. The young.

I believe that over 55% of the Iranian population are less than 40 years of age. THESE are the ones who are now clamoring for their voices to be heard. We should be doing more than “listening”..

I have also for years advocated the institution of a “Radio Free Iran”. If such a program ISN’T in place, it is a crime. These people want their country back. We should assist them in any way possible. We do not need to “physically” be there but we need to assist these “freedom fighters” as much as possible. When the liberals talk about “freedom fighters” they are always referring to terrorists. They use this term when they forget to use “insurgent” or some other language softeners to describe their heroes.

With every demonstration in foreign lands, the signs of protest regardless of topic are always in English. The media is generally more enthusiastic about covering these types of rallies in the Middle East when the back story is some type of fabrication about flushed Korans or the like, but they can’t ignore this one..

This is a cry to the West and with Obama and his “meddling” comment of a few days back, an “opportunity” (which is something the liberals constantly refer to when they are about to implement another round of fascism here in America or when they wish to cover up another of their monumental mistakes..) has arisen that might make the “hard line” regime succumb. Remember that Obama had no problem “meddling” in the affairs of the Middle East as the target of his diatribe was an American ally, Israel. As a result the Israelis continued to build their “Obama huts”. (See “The Wizard of Oz Tehonatan” 06/05/09)

After walking to the wrong podium by cutting in front of the South Korean President on Tuesday, Obama said, “It’s not productive, given the history of U.S.-Iranian relations, to be seen as meddling, the U.S. president meddling in Iranian elections..” The ridiculously clumsy English usage aside, exactly what “history” is he referring to and when has “meddling” become verboten within the Obama caliphate??

“Meddling” is what liberal politics is all about. If Obama sees no need to “meddle” in Iran, why did he “meddle” in the affairs of Israel on June 3rd while genuflecting before the Muslim/Palestinian “community” during his speech in Cairo?

If the “U.S. president” is concerned about dirtying his hands over this kind of “meddling”, he should just leave this type of “work” to the “experts” in the CIA for example..

Obama can crow about his “opportunities” here in America, but this “opportunity” properly cultivated, could possibly undo the damage done thirty years ago by his political mentor Dhimmi Carter..

The world awaits.

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Temerity

June 18, 2009 · 12 Comments

Mister “Unifier, not a divider” has decided to “divide” an employee from the governmental teat. Just one, mind you.. Gerald Walpin, the “Inspector General for the Corporation for National and Community Service” (Who said that there aren’t too many people in Washington, have you ever heard of this governmental position before??) was unceremoniously given the boot by Obama.

Unfortunately, Walpin does not have the convenient cloak of race to protect him from such an unjust firing. Liberals can “fire” anyone they want for whatever reason, especially if they are alabaster.. Clinton, in-between sexual encounters with interns, fired ALL of the federal prosecutors. Bush fired eight prosecutors and the liberals soiled themselves.. “One Way” liberalism personified..

Walpin believes that this has to do with his investigation of an Obama supporter for misuse of federal funds (Walpin could investigate Obama himself several thousand times over for that crime..) and his criticism of a multi-million dollar program at the University of New York. Walpin, hired by George W. Bush, is apparently “confused and disoriented” according to Obama. Based on this evidence, I would say that Walpin is. NO ONE in the Obama administration should EVER investigate an Obama hack or criticize the unnecessary spending of millions of tax dollars. Walpin’s investigation and criticism therefore makes him “confused and disoriented” by Obama standards.

The Obama “letter” explaining the unexplainable said that Walpin was “absent” from meetings. (as opposed to merely being “present” in the Senate for 143 days) Walpin countered that Obama’s stupid “57 state” gaffe isn’t reason for him to be excused from his job.

Agreed, Sir. However, his rape of the Constitution and his “segue to socialism” business grabs are a different story altogether..

Walpin said, “the board at that meeting was clearly angry at my temerity..”. Temerity.. Audacity.. The Audacity of Hope.. Only certain “special people” are allowed to be either audacious or to posses temerity..

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Sticklebacks And Socialists

June 17, 2009 · 10 Comments

Studies at St. Andrews and Durham Universities have shown that the nine-spined stickleback fish can “learn like humans.”

“The findings show that big brains, like those in humans, are not necessarily needed as a pre-requisite for cumulative culture.” “Our results suggest brain size isn’t everything when it comes to the capacity for social learning”, as reported in “Scientists claim fish ‘learn like humans’”. (inthenews.co.uk)

“Small fish may have small brains but they still have some surprising cognitive abilities.”

There appears to be hope for the liberals yet.. Their small brains may not be their biggest social disadvantage. However, I would like to see ONE of the stickleback’s nine spines manage to make over to the leftists who are sorely deficient in that area..

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Unexpected Drops

June 16, 2009 · 8 Comments

Unrealistic optimism during the Obama Depression is almost as dangerous as the Obama socialism itself.

“..jobless benefits fell for the third time in the past four weeks..” The staggering difference? They “fell” from 615,000 to 601,000.. Soon Obama will be bragging about “saving or creating” 14,000 jobs while ignoring the 601,000 that he LOST..

Next we hear that “the four week average “fell” to 621,750, down from a high of about 658,000 in early April..” This of course leads to “Many economists see the decline as a sign that layoffs have peaked and the recession is bottoming out..”

File these two under the “Obama Oops” category: Under the dreaded George Bush last year during that period, the claims stood at 388,000.. Obama was appropriately aghast at those numbers last year, taking note of them in between votes of “present”.. “The department also revised last week’s data on continuing claims, replacing what had been a drop of 15,000 with an increase of 6,000″.. This “change” didn’t make nearly the headlines as his alleged “drop” did last week..

All of this comes from “New Jobless Claims Drop Unexpectedly to 601,000″. (FOXNews) No matter how you slice it, 601,000 is a staggering amount except when Obama makes the jobs disappear..

Just a few more “facts” unmassaged by the Obama oligarchs: the highest unemployment rate in twenty five years, a two trillion dollar deficit (four times the Bush defecit) and this is all BEFORE he goes about “saving” health care..

Obama math.. a mind is a terrible thing to waste..

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The Green Paper Chase

June 11, 2009 · 17 Comments

In the story entitled, “U.S. college grads shun Wall Street for Washington” (Reuters) we read that “Wall Street may be losing it’s luster..” The nation’s pierced and pimpled graduates “are increasingly looking to the government for jobs that enrich their social conscience..” What a load of tripe..

Fresh from the fifth column indoctrination station, our “future” believes that “the financial crisis has tainted the image of big banks..” No, the complicit “impartial” media and the liberals with their socialist agenda are the ones doing the “tainting”.. It’s not only Wall Street that they are “tainting”, it is capitalism as well.

The feasibility of experiencing “the emptiness” of “just chasing after the big bucks” has the kids all forlorn.. Fear not, according to Britini (BRITINI??) Wilcher, “people are empowered by the current political climate..” Liar. By running to the government in “today’s political climate”, she and all of her gum popping contemporaries ARE “chasing after the big bucks”. Follow the bouncing Bolshevik ball..

The government now OWNS all of these “big banks”, the ones that were allegedly “tainted”, and the government is now more than ever in charge of the “big bucks.” “Big bucks” not only illegally stolen from the middle class, but the inflationary “big bucks” that the leftists will be printing in order to “cover” their “promises” to salve the sores of the moochers and the mendicants..

The “political climate” is the worst case of economic “global warming” ever, brought about by the “empowering” socialism of the Obama brown shirts and these “I want to give back” saplings are right there in the hunt for the once almighty dollar.. If these boobs work for the government, they could easily be in the banking, insurance or automobile industries all at the same time! Imagine the “taint”..

“..doing something with a bigger social impact”? If they latch onto this government, they will be doing something with a bigger SOCIALIST impact..

“Public service”, eh? They just want to “make a difference”, eh? Nonsense. It’s time to go from the “Paper Chase” to the GREEN paper chase if they want to suckle the totalitarian teat of the Obama oligarchy.

Let’s look at just one of the prominent “empowering” heroes of Britini.. (BRITINI??) Nancy Pelosi. Her assets are worth “between $25.1 million and $84.4 million last year..” (How about that for some liberal “close only counts in horseshoes” math..) (“Market Downturn Hits Lawmakers” WSJ) She claimed $156.2 million in 2007. She “invested” $250,000 recently in a luxury spa in Napa Valley. She showed a “loss” of between $100,001 and $1,000,000 on AIG investments.. You get the picture.. Public service my backside, it’s all about the money and lots of it..

This “empowering” itch for “public service” is motivated during this “socialist political climate” by the profit motive but these elitists/liars in training can’t admit that out loud at the communist keggers and the progressive pot parties..

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