Funny Money

Today was my lucky day. I found a one hundred-dollar bill.

I consider it to be an “Obama” hundred.. It was a Monopoly one hundred dollar bill..

It will be based on the same “Monopoly money” that the hundreds printed and signed by “Turbo” Tim Geithner will be.

I plan to take this “Obama hundred” to a number of liberal establishments (Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream, for example) and I will demand to be served and to receive the proper change owed me for my “purchase”.

After all, both hundred dollar bills are based on the same ‘reality”..

None..

Win At All Costs

Arlen Specter (L-PA) will now officially switch from the RINO party to the liberal party. Specter will make a perfect liberal Democrat..

Earlier this month he “promised” to “run as a Republican on a Republican ticket”. Feeling the compulsive urge towards the liberal impulse to deceive, he “switched” to the un-American party because, “I now find my political philosophy more in line with the Democrats than the Republicans..” Well, truth be told, this is all about winning reelection at all costs..

Integrity be damned when your seat at the trough appears to be in jeopardy.. Now the warty weasel that shall forever be remembered for leading the charge AGAINST Judge Robert Bork understands that the convenient “switch” to the liberal party might get him some votes in 2010. He of course hedged his liberal bet by voting for the Obama Obomination “recovery act” of 2009.

Pennsylvania, wake up: This combined with a possible comedian Franken court theft of a Senate seat from Minnesota gives the liberals a potential filibuster-proof lock on all legislation.

Of course this homunculus can do the typical liberal damage until the mid term but everyone should stand as one against this worm and his desire to hold office at all costs..

His defeat should be ensured at all costs as well..

Get to work, Pennsylvania.. Holler if you need any help..

Another Obamaramadrama

What better way to top off the 9,000 gallons of jet fuel that you wasted on Earth Day than to do a “drive by shooting” in lower Manhattan?

The dopey Democrat and his merry men must have “forgotten” (for all of their alleged genius, the liberals sure seem absentminded about taxes, theirs mind you, and other significant things.. For example, Rodham had “no idea” that Bill was shilling for Dubai or that he was diddling a dumpy dumpling in the Oval Office..) that an event of great importance to genuine Americans took place in that area of New York involving a few low flying airplanes and Muslims. The sight of such a spectacle was as frightening to New Yorkers as the headlines from November 5^th of 2008 were to non-Socialists.

The Slight House said that this was a “photo op” in order to get a shot of Air Farce One near the Statue of Liberty. I think that there were other more sinister reasons..

The real reason could be any of the following: The “symbolism” of the Statute of Liberty in the background of a picture of Air Force One which contains the crew that seeks to replace “liberty” with bondage.. The last chance for a “photo op” with the Statute of Liberty before it is replaced with the “Statute of Liberal”, the granite monument to himself that Obama has already had commissioned. Or better yet, the replacement of the Statute with stone replicas of Obama-Biden, to mimic the Minin-Pozharsky monument in the Democrats beloved Red Square..

Earth Day? With this group of liberal comedians, every day is “Mirth Day”..

Prom King

For some strange reason, BHO/JFK/FDR/LBJ has a “job approval rating” of 62.8 percent. The good news is that this is three points down from when he took office but if everyone involved actually took his JOB into account when being quizzed or polled about his JOB, that number should be drastically lower..

Obama’s “job approval rating” sits at 62.8 percent, yet 55 percent feel his 4 trillion dollar “bailout” won’t help, 59 percent believe “bailouts” won’t help financial institutions, 65 percent oppose taxpayer loans to the automakers and 69 percent worry that the national debt is out of control.. That sounds like a recipe for a “job” approval rating in the area of about 30-40 percent based upon his “policies” which are the largest part of his “job”..

Those polled are correct about the four “policy” points, so how can his “job approval” be where it is? Anywhere from 60-70 percent disapprove of his “policies” but he has a 63 percent “job approval”.. Aren’t your “policies” and their disastrous effects the biggest parts of your “job” as President?

Print fake money for fatuous promises, but he loves to play “hoop”. Give money to banks that will make the same idiotic loans based on “fairness”, but he is the first black President. Essentially hand money to the unions, who in collusion with the liberal enviro-fascists have ruined the auto industry, but isn’t his family adorable? Embrace a “deficit be damned” attitude that was all the “liberal rage” when Bush was in office and when that deficit was about thirty times lower.. But hey, he’s a swell guy though..

I thought that the election was for a President and not a Prom King?

Faith As Fact

“Smart” liberals do not believe in God.

Science is their god..

When a believer says, “faith is the evidence of things unseen”, the liberals all giggle like schoolgirls.

The liberals consider “science” to be an unestablished group of theories without either evidence or proof. All that is needed is the requisite hysteria. Global warming, for just one example.

This is the liberal “faith”, the faith of “things unseen” therefore. This they believe with a morose gravity..

Their “faith” is fact, anyone else’s is nonsense..

Get it?

Slicing The Socialist Pie

A number of sources have bandied about the idea that Barack Obama is a dictator. I have said from Day One that we need to keep our eyes upon ALL of the liberals since the election.

Let’s take a dictator from the past. Adolph Hitler. Hitler was a true dictator/megalomaniac. Literally everything went through him. He had minions but they weren’t allowed to “act” on their own. He believed in taking one right away from the people each and every day.

Barack Obama is a “figurehead”. He “represents” the Socialists. They have spread their “responsibilities” out across the landscape. Obama believes in taking one right away from the people each day as well and he is not alone in this mindset as he has a number of minions performing these meddlesome and intrusive tasks simultaneously.

Each day you must ask yourself, “Where is Pelosi and what is she doing?” “Where is Barney Frank and what is he doing?” (OK, we know what Barney Frank is doing.. the question becomes who is he doing it to? This is the same question that Rodham asks herself every day when she loses sight of Billy Bob..)

Every “player” on the progressive team needs to be under observation each and every day. The moment that any one of them goes unobserved, something else disappears from the Constitution or from your bank account..

 

Post Traumatic Tea Party Syndrome

(Family, the TOTD spotlight goes to my friend Stitch.  Enjoy his words of wisdom, Larry)

Now what?

Hundreds of thousands of Americans gathered on an historic day last week (April 15, 2009) to protest, not so much “taxation without representation”, but, “taxatation without competent representation”.

Despite the “drug-induced” intellectual rantings from the likes of Garofalo, these protests were not about the taxes we’re paying now, or the $8 a week less we might pay if Obama keeps his word (and the track record on that is???), it’s the idea that $800 billion of our tax dollars were pissed away without anyone reading so much as the Table of Contents.

Its about the thousands upon thousands of addition “taxes” that will get passed on to middle-class Americans to pay for Obama’s Green Machine.

Yes, God-awful-hole, the Boston Tea Party was about taxation without representation.

But when those “representatives” are so negligent in their duties as to spend this kind of money for, um, well, let me think, oh yeah, NOBODY KNOWS, haven’t they accomplished the same thing?

Where was the competent representation when this bill was passed?

Can we stage a “Tea Party” to let Congress know we want them to READ the next bill BEFORE spending our hard-earned TAX dollars?

So now what?

We had our Tea Party.

Obama and his propaganda machines (CNN, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, etc) plan to let this whole thing blow over. They will minimize or mock anything that makes news on some other network. And they will simply continue as though nothing happened.

Or will they?

What if…

…the federal government decided that something drastic had to be done to assert its authority. So it passes the Intolerable, or Coercive, Acts. These new laws closed commerce in these Tea Party cities until they showed repentence. The laws also provided for increased federal authority in these Tea Party states…

What if ???

Sound impossible?

Compare that scenerio to what my 1969 World Book Encyclopedia says happened after the original Boston Tea Party:

“The British government decided that something drastic had to be done to assert

its authority. It passed the Intolerable, or Coercive, Acts in 1774. These new laws

closed Boston harbor to commerce until the city showed repentence for its “tea

party”. The laws also provided for increased British authority in Massachusetts.”

So now we know what happens next.

And after this, the story continues.

The First Continental Congress met in September 1774 to defend American rights.

It denounced many laws passed by parliament as violations of the rights of British colonists.

It agreed not to import any goods from Britain or Ireland after Dec 1, 1774, and not to export anything to the British Isles after Sept 10, 1775, unless the abuses had been corrected.

The congress only wanted liberty for the colonies.

The movement for full independence from Britain soon began to develop.

Patrick Henry sounded the rallying cry, “I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!”.

Fast-forward to 2009 and this could read:

The Third Continental Congress met in September 2009 to defend American rights.

It denounced many laws passed by the 111^th Congress as violations of the Constitutional Rights of American citizens.

It agreed not to accept any bailout monies after Dec 1, 2009, and not to send any federal taxes to Washington DC after Sept 10, 2010, unless the abuses had been corrected.

The congress only wanted liberty for the states.

The movement for full independence from Washington soon began to develop.

The words of Patrick Henry began to be heard again throughout the land, “I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!”.

Then came the Restraining Act, the arrest of “colonial” leaders, and the use of military troops against the citizens.

Finally, there came that historic ride from that unassuming young chap, Paul Revere.

And the rest, as the say, is history.

I just love it when we learn from history, and our opponents don’t.

Slapped

It seems that Al $harpton was “slapped” with a record $285,000 fine for violating “a slew” of federal election rules during his 2004 presidential folly.

He unlawfully accepted “hundreds of thousands of dollars in contributions from private sources”. He “kept poor records of activities and expenditures and commingled funds with his civil rights group”..

It was said that he “misstated” receipts, disbursements and cash on hand”.. “Misstated” means “lied about” or “covered up”..

Will the cry be like Charlie Rangel’s when he was caught, that this was a “guerrilla war” against him? Was justice fairly served or will this just be another case of “racism”?

Seems silly to ask, doesn’t it?

Not My First Choice

President Bush at the Boao Forum in China said that the selection of Barack Obama during the election “was not my first choice”..

Over sixty two million other Americans couldn’t agree with you more..

After nearly one hundred days, I will wager that about five to ten million more have seen the error of their ways..

Creating Monsters

If I may, I would like to refer to Newton’s “Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica” in order to explain a few things.

As relates to Obama’s Homeland Insecurities most recent missive, I will ask you to remember Newton’s First and Third Laws of motion.

Roughly translated, the First Law says that a body remains at rest or in uniform motion until acted upon by an external unbalanced force.. The liberals need to understand that within that explanation, they and their “extremism” certainly qualify as an “unbalanced force”. The “body at rest” was “the silent majority”, who were “acted upon” by the liberals who in January went from an “external force” to the “internal farce” of an overly intrusive socialist oligarchy. Thus the appearance of April 15^th’s “Tea Parties”.

The Third Law, again roughly translated, states to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. The left wing extremists and their oppressive form of “government” will by their extremist actions, create the alleged “right wing extremists”. Extremists that their tract never identified. “Identified” without evidence, fact nor proof…

“Pat” Napolitano and her crew of Obama lackeys should have considered these analogies before they embarrassed themselves by publicly creating monsters.. Monsters that if they do exist, exist due to their own extremism..