Testing.. One Two Three..

Joe Biden, the 35 year agent of “change”, (Someone who didn’t have any brain scans included in his released medical records. I’ll bet that they couldn’t find his spine either..) has said that Obama will be challenged within six months if he wins. He will be tested.

Isn’t it great that someone who only a short time ago was being tested in his ABC’s, someone who has probably cast more “present” votes than either “yes or no” during his whirlwind 143 days in the Senate, might be part of the new Job Corps program for the oval office? Smashing..

I prefer someone who doesn’t need a study guide or a tutor..

As a sidebar: It was great to hear old “ABSCAM” Murtha not once but TWICE, insult his constituents in Pennsylvania. He’s just copying the Democratic candidate who did so a while back when he was addressing the atypical Democratic liberals in San Francisco. Democrats insult Pennsylvanians yet they will still win the state. That’s a “change” in politics, but not a stretch for the libs who insult and talk down to everyone..

A Triple Thought of the Day

First thought: So much has been made over this “Joe the plumber”. The reason that this took off was not because of Joe’s question, but because of Obama’s response. The whole “spread the wealth” thing again reveals the TRUE CORE CONVICTIONS of the Democratic candidate when the prepared scripts and the oily advisers aren’t around. A montage of these “unscripted” moments is what the undecided should be listening to, not the greasy commercials and the canned evasive answers he routinely gives.

Colin Powell has endorsed BHO/JFK. No surprise whatsoever. Powell has been throughout his POLITICAL career been a convenient moderately liberal truncheon to club conservatives with. Powell, like George Bush, is a political moderate, at best. As a mod/lib who was employed by a moderate (allegedly conservative) administration, his differing opinions were always another “stop the presses” kind of moment for the impartial media. When Powell was the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs under H.W., he wanted sanctions against Hussein (The Iraqi Hussein, not the Democratic candidate..) relative to Kuwait. Powell has been spared the harsh and focused criticisms of other Bush administration officials relative to the war in Iraq. Lets face it, the “Wesley Clark” experiment, as the military go to guy for Obama, was a resounding failure. It’s so late in the game, this “October surprise” is no surprise at all and it literally means nothing, unless he wants a job with a candidate more to his political liking.

Relative to the bailout: If I hear “this will be good for all of the homeowners” one more time… “Owner” means you “own” or “paid off”, if you like. These are not the HOMEOWNERS these are “home occupiers”. The homeowners will probably end up taking a bath over the “home occupiers” lack of reason and responsibility. My personal responsibility, as it does under any Democratic/Socialist enterprise/experiment, will be taxed to repair the irresponsibility of the lending institutions and the delinquent “occupiers”.

Thanks Frankie

My friend Frankie thoughtfully reminded me of the fact that we had better start watching our cemeteries due to the amazing anomaly of the dead voting for so many Democrats.

Reminds me of so many of those old campy horror movies where the zombies all crawled out of the graves covered in dirt..

Now the zombies crawl out of the bus stops covered in Obama buttons and dirt..

If it does come to pass, the Obama administration will be a horror movie most aptly titled “The Invasion of the Income Snatchers”..

Just a thought..

More About Signs..

Around my “fair” city, I have noticed a number of yard signs in support of Barack Obama in front of vacant or abandoned properties.

I call that a “foreshadowing of the future” if Obama manages to steal the election with ACORN’s help..

The signs in front of the vacant and abandoned properties in the “inner city” or urban areas of this “fair” city have no mention of Joe Biden on them..

In certain areas of this town, it’s all about Barack..

Signs Signs Everywhere There’s Signs

Someone recently mentioned to me that they were worried because there were five Obama yard signs on their block and there wasn’t a single McCain sign. I am sure that this phenomenon is appearing in many cities across the land. Two points:

Five Obama signs on the block.. Count the number of houses on the block without ANY yard signs. Fifteen? Twenty? Those homes have within them the “silent majority”. The Obama zombies, reveling in their cathartic “support” of the Democratic deity, have played their hand. McCain supporters’ just smile and nod, they keep their thoughts to themselves.

The other possible reason for the dearth of McCain signs: the left feels that it is exercising their rights to “free speech” by destroying any and all McCain campaign materials. They are doing their progressive civic duty by childishly trespassing and destroying the private property of others.

They may destroy the signs but they cannot destroy the spirit..

Patriotic

Joe Biden recently said that it was “patriotic” to pay taxes. Being a typically intoxicated liberal, I am not surprised by that analogy.

In these times, in my opinion, it would be “patriotic” to invest in America. Yesterday, I did so, topping off all of my 401-k contributions and all of my retirement accounts for the year.

Invest in those who create jobs not those who stifle and inconvenience the creators. Taxes simply reward the taxers to continue what it is that they do.

Buy and hold and this too shall pass. Invest in America, not in the liberal government and their exorbitant taxation fixation.

Unemployment

The unemployment rate stands at 6.1% and has remained steady for a few months. I would prefer that the rate be considerably higher.

Here is but a partial list of those who should be unemployed:

Whoopi Goldberg. You were homeless once before, you deserve to be again.

Bruce Springsteen. One song done 1,450 different ways on too many albums. Looks too much like the “intersection squeegie bums/liberals” you see with their buckets and their bottles of hooch.

Michael Moore. Go back to punishing smorgasbords and wash your hat.

“The View”. Isn’t it interesting that the only looker on that panel is conservative? All the other bovines need a date with the abatoir..

Susan Estrich. I swear that this toad HAS to be Carol Channing’s illegitimate daughter. Nice job with the botox , too..

This is just a partial list, add some of your own and the reasons why for fun..

You Owe Me

There is an obnoxiously repulsive air of the “you owe me” relative to the Democratic candidate.

Some feel that this presidency is “owed” them and to magnify the demand, they have forwarded the most unqualified candidate in the history of the presidency. They are daring you do disagree..

If the left were at least a little serious about the presidency they could have found a Charlie Rangel or a Maxine Waters or two, a liberal imbecile with the proper pigmentation and some kind of political experience.

To add insult to injury, they think that it is perfectly acceptable for the guy with two weeks experience in the mailroom to be the CEO..

This reminds me a bit too much of the movie “The Hudsucker Proxy”..