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The Blizzard

February 8, 2010 · 8 Comments

How appropriate that Washington gets hit with a record snowfall.. Obama has been perpetrating a record “snow job” on the nation, it only seems fitting that it would catch up to him in Washington..

By the way, tell me more about this “global warming” nonsense.. I’m sorry, “climate change”.. Its hard to tell if “change” has been a bigger line of bull relative to the climate or the “climate” in Washington..

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Towering Babble

February 6, 2010 · 10 Comments

The lacerated liberal couldn’t resist doing a little progressive puling at the National Prayer Breakfast. Boo-Hoo Barack said, “Surely you can question my policies without questioning my faith or for that matter, my citizenship..”

Really.. When Obama’s “policies” were “questioned” during his shampaign, his standard retort was, “they’re trying to scare you about me” or “they’re trying to make you afraid of me..”, all in an implied reference to his race..

Clue: Properly answering “questions” once and for all makes them go away..

Obama called Washington a “Tower of Babel”. That is the ultimate compliment from someone who specializes in towering babble..

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Bow Now Brown Clown

February 1, 2010 · 14 Comments

On January 28th, Obama did it again.. He bowed to the Mayor of Tampa, Pam Iorio at MacDill Air Force Base. I find this to be easily explained..

Obama is the typically easily confused liberal. Firm in the belief in their own intellectual superiority, their actions in public always provide the proof that they are severely deficient in fact..

Obama took a quick look at Mayor Iorio, did a little “profiling” and he thought that he was either in China or Japan as he has already embarrassingly bowed before Chinese Premiere Wen Jiabao and Japanese Emperor Akihito in public..

Oops.. Bow now Brown Clown..

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Liberal Logic?

January 29, 2010 · 8 Comments

The liberals in their infinite wisdom are now considering “moving” the show trials of the terrorists to “an unpopulated island near Manhattan” (probably Governor’s Island) “or nearby military installations”. This is in response to the logical outrage over the liberals and their insistence that terrorists be tried federally in New York City no less, as opposed to trial by military tribunal. There are WAY too many civilian lawyers in America who don’t have enough to do, I suppose..

Here we have a pristine example of liberal logic at its worst. The terrorists were already at “an unpopulated island or nearby military installation”.. It was called Guantanamo Bay..

They were fine where they were.. Enemy combatants do not need any field trips lovingly planned by their liberal friends and funded by the American taxpayer. However, we will gladly pay for their lethal injections..

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I Forgot..

January 28, 2010 · 14 Comments

Christa-bell Matthews, star of the seldom seen “Soft Ball”, delighted all eleven of his viewers last night by claiming that Obama has done so much to heal “race relations” that Matthews said, “I forgot he was black..”

Righttttttt.. The bottom line is NO ONE “forgot” that Obama is a socialist and that Matthews is an imbecile..

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What Are You Doing Tonight?

January 27, 2010 · 27 Comments

The last thing in the world that I need tonight is the “Statist of the Soviet Union” polluting the air with his puerile populist prattle by lamely giving his lemmings his take on the state of the Union..

As perfectly sane “victims” of Obamanomics, we all know the exact “state of the union”. None of us need to see the collectivist cheerleaders jumping up and down while they subserviently applaud his bombastic Bolshevism..

I will be watching episodes on DVD of the best show ever, “The Office”. After that, I will rearrange my sock drawer and I will be watching paint dry on some bookcases.. I might start a rubber band collection..

What are you doing tonight?

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Sticker Schlock

January 27, 2010 · 15 Comments

The headline reads: “Stimulus Bill To cost $75 Billion More Than Expected, CBO Says”..

You could knock me over with a feather.. This CBO must be really annoying to BHO.. Good.

Another 75 billion more for the alleged “stimulus”? It’s just more liberal sticker schlock..

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Teleprompters For Toddlers

January 25, 2010 · 13 Comments

On January 19, 2020, Obama had a discussion with “6th grade students” at Graham Road Elementary School in Falls Church Virginia. You may find this hard to imagine but Obama had his “liberal lifeline” right there with him.. The teleprompters.

Teleprompters for toddlers? The again, after giving it some thought, this doesn’t seem out of character.

Any collection of collectivists, physically grown up but mentally.. would probably pose as big an intellectual challenge to Obama as this group of sixth graders.. The questions hurled at him by the precocious tykes are probably more intellectually sound than those softball-tossed to him at any staged “town hall meeting” with union knobs, ACORN nuts and NEA members..

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Headline Numbers

January 22, 2010 · 12 Comments

Obama wants new tax on banks. The DOW drops nearly 300 points in three days. He wants to “bring the economy back..”

Obama is seen as “anti-business” by 77 percent of investors. What are the other 23 percent thinking??

43 percent STRONGLY disapprove of Obama, a wonderful –18 percent swing..

100 percent of conservatives are ecstatic..

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More Good News

January 21, 2010 · 7 Comments

Obama wants to “campaign” for Reid in Nevada. Talk about taking a big gamble..

John “Who?” Edwards is finally taking credit for emulating the “Clinton Cad” technique while admitting that the only thing “working” in relation to him of late is his poker..

Obama wants to “borrow” (from WHO?) an additional $1.9 TRILLION dollars, making the liberal total of the Obama debt, to be “inherited” by your great-grandchildren, a whopping $14.3 TRILLION, as of today. Tomorrow will bring yet another request.. Obama socialism is apparently quite costly but remember, he “inherited this mess”.. How much was the Bush deficit when the left used to become apoplectic about deficits? $765 BILLION..

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